Can't eat beef........mad cow
Can't eat chicken...... bird flu
Can't eat eggs...... again, bird flu
Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish....... contaminated by heavy metals in the water
Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmm! I believe that leaves Chocolate ;-)
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
~ Unknown
First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt ate three chocolate-covered garlic balls every morning. Her doctor suggested this to improve her memory.