When the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Canada, held their Egyptian art and history exhibition, they hung an enormous banner out front with a picture of an Egyptian mummy and the exhibit's slogan, "Get an Afterlife."
It wasn't long before the Anglican Church of the Redeemer across the street put their own sign up: "Afterlives available here."
If you want the last word in an argument, say, "You're right."
~Author Unknown
Widow is the only female form in the English language that is shorter than its corresponding male term (widower).