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Two keys hang in an undertaker's office:
One for the organ in the chapel; the other for one of the cars in the garage.
Two small signs above the keys read "Hymn" and "Hearse."
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."
-Will Rogers
Francis Scott Key wrote the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the back on an envelope. The music is from an old English drinking song called "To Anacreon in Heaven."
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