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Undertakers
Undertakers Mal and Mel were storing embalming
fluid. It was considered appropriate to place it in
an area out of sight.
Mel had his share stored promptly but there was
still a good portion left for Mal to take care of.
When asked why he had not just stored it all,
Mel said, "The rest is for Mal to hide."
"Buy land. They've stopped making it."
- Mark Twain
The duration record for a face-slapping contest was set in Kiev, USSR, in 1931 when a draw was declared between Bezbordny and Goniusch after 30 hours.
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