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I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it.
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Breakfast
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough."
"Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?"
"You're supposed to cook it?" he said.
In the late 19th century the Supreme Court of the United States legally declarded the tomato a vegetable.
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