Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
--Unknown
I was having lunch with my nine-year-old son, when the waitress came by to ask if we wanted a drink.
"I'll have a decapitated coffee," my son said in all seriousness.
The waitress smiled and poured him a cup.
Not to be outdone, she later returned with the coffeepot a few minutes later and said, "Can I put a head on that for you?"
If you love poached eggs and have trouble keeping the whites intact put a teaspoon of white vinegar in the water before you put in the eggs.