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“The only time to eat diet food is while you are waiting for the steak to cook.”
Julia Child (1912-2004)
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Dining Manners
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."
Grease Free Burgers-- add salt to the pan before cooking them. Be sure to use moderate heat.
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