Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
--Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
If you wrap aluminum foil around fresh celery before you put it into the refrigerator it will stay crisp and fresh longer.