 | ||||||
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis, 'Garfield'
| ||||||
Is That All?
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
Smelly Kitchen - Place a sliced lemon on a pie plate in a 200 degree oven for 20 minutes.
|
