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“If you are what you eat and you don't know what you're eating, do you know who you are?”
Claude Fischler
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KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
your bacon will not curl if you sprinkle it with flour before cooking it.
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