Friends of ours were driving along the road one day when they collided with a camouflaged Army truck.
Everyone was okay, but when asked by the soldiers what had happened, our friends told them, "We just never saw you coming."
Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.
- George Carlin
During the Spanish American War in 1898 there were 45 stars on the American flag.