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CORPORAL PUNISHMENT
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a
dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked
him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "Sure. "
The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"
"According to a new study, 50% of Americans are not getting enough exercise. We hear this all the time. You want Americans to exercise more, make the remote heavier." ~ Jay Leno
There is an extra leg in the Iwo Jima memorial statue and extra hand. While the legend is that these extremedies belong to God, who is helping the Marines win, they are actually there for added support to the statue, and designed not to look like a metal rod going throught the middle of the group of Marines.
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