Date: January 1, 2000
Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over
the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are
granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
