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Automated Vacation
Date: January 1, 2000
Re: Vacation Pay
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over
the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are
granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.
Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your
next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will
include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking. ~George Ade
In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
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