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Vacation Term Translation
In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...
Old world charm =
No bath
Tropical =
Rainy
Majestic setting =
A long way from town
Options galore =
Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway =
Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms =
Already occupied
Explore on your own =
Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts =
They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees =
No extras
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
-- Lao Tzu
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
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