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A salesman
A salesman parked his foreign sports car in front of the general store. When he came out of the store, a farmer was looking the car over.
"Well, how do you like it?" asked the salesman.
The farmer replied, "Picked it before it
was ripe, didn't you?"
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
~George Eliot
The first American to enter Germany after the signing of the Armistice of World War 1 rode in on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
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