A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway on-ramp.
The traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "Hey, fellow! The sign says 'Yield,' not 'surrender!'"
I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Emo Phillips
The rumble that is created when a Harley's engine runs has been patented by the company