How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the wrong-sized bulb and one to replace the burned-out socket.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
~Cherokee Indian Proverb
A gator in the road is a huge piece of tire from a blow out on a truck, called a gator because the fly up when a truck runs one over and take out your air lines causing you to lose air and forcing your spring brakes to come on which causes a rather abrupt stop.