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Locked Car
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the
attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring.
The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left... a
little more to the right!!"
A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun.
~Bill Emerson, "On Bicycling," Saturday Evening Post, 29 July 1967
Canada is the largest importer of American cars.
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