After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines , surly clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked. "Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained , "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going back there?"
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
~Author Unknown
Why are the awards for outdoor billboards called Obies? The annual awards, given by the Outdoor Advertising Association of American Marketing, are named after the ancient obelisks of Egypt, which are considered by the association to be the precursors of today's outdoor
advertising.