Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at
the wheel and had the accident.
Woman Driver: The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car
out of skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut in front of me, so I, with my
right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light.
Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the
wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction
going the opposite way.
Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner,
when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck
several times before.
Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my
universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
Woman Driver: I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the
car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end and there
was a crash.
Man Driver: As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared
in a place where a stop sign had never appeared before. I was unable to stop
in time to avoid the accident.
Woman Driver: My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
Woman Driver: An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and
vanished.
Man Driver: I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
Woman Driver: I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other
side of the roadway when I struck him.
Woman Driver: When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas
and crashed into the other car.
Man Driver: The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.
Man Driver: My girlfriend kissed me. I lost control and woke up in the
hospital.
