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Hail Damage
A blonde's car got hail damage on the hood and roof. She took it to the bodyshop for an estimate. The manager told her 500 bucks to fix all the dents.
"Five Hundred Bucks," she cried, "That's CRAZY! I don't wanna pay that much!"
The manager had had enough, so he snipped at her, "Well lady, you could just go blow in the tailipe and pop out all the dents that way, and it wouldn't cost you a thing."
"Hey great idea!" she says. "I'll go home and try that!"
So she goes home and puts the car in the garage and then goes back to the rear and gets down on her knees to start blowing in the exhaust pipe. At this point, her blonde roommate comes out and says, "Hey, whattya doing???"
"I'm blowing in the pipe here to pop out those hail damage dents, DUH!"
And her roommate says, "Well DUHH back to you... you gotta roll up the windows first!"
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
~Will Rogers
In Pennsylvania: "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."
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