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One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car
needing a new fender and some door repairs.

I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up,
he wasn't pleased.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

Pointing to the side of the car, he complained about the paint not
matching, uneven gaps between panels, and a host of other problems. He
demanded an explanation.

"The repairs were to the other side," I noted.
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"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside we all believe that we are above-average drivers."  -- Dave Barry
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