Repair Order
My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.

Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk".
Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack
The car-making Dodge brothers Horace and John were Jewish, that's why the first Dodge emblem had a star of David in it.
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