The following sign hangs in a local garage:
AUTO REPAIR PRICE LIST
Ping-Ping-Ping .....$ 35.00
Plunk-Ping-Plunk ...$ 50.00
Klunk-Ping-Klunk ...$ 125.00
Thud-Klunk-Thud ....$ 200.00
Clang-Thud-Klank ...$ 325.00
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to
get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, care and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to
live in it." ~~ Ellen Goodman
